The following was written by Trent Reznor (from NIN fame, in case you have been living in a box and/or underground since the 80's) and posted on the NIN.com forums. I got a good laugh out of this, and am reposting it.

Looks like the Metal Sludge contingency has discover [sic] Twitter! Finally! For those of you that don't know what this is, please let me explain. Metal Sludge is the home of the absolutely worst people I've ever come across. It's populated mainly by unattractive plump females who publicly fantasize about having sex with guys in bands. Kind of like a role-playing game where people NOBODY will fuck make up stories about their incredible sexual encounters with people they WISH they could fuck. It would be kind of funny in a sad and pathetic way except the fun doesn't stop there - hate and good old-fashioned outright blatant racism are also encouraged to spice things up and remind you how truly ugly these scourges are. TRULY ugly on the inside (the outside is obvious).
Cutter's tip for my friends there: remember to cut along the length of vein, not across. Bigger payoff.

Source: http://forum.nin.com/bb/read.php?9,731489